Thursday, September 3, 2015

pink pants downtown - m4w (downtown)

 pink pants downtown - m4w (downtown)

We walked towards the max. What an ass. Tan shorts black hat backpack I had. I am sure we were both feeling it.


Yoda knew they were both feeling it, because Yoda had spent his life dedicated to the force. He could feel her as the force swirled all around her, engulfing her, her pink pants, and her great ass which happened to be at eye level for him. 

If only he wasn't pressed for time he would have stopped to show her his light saber. He tipped his black hat to her great ass and walked on, but decided the force was too strong in her to let it go and posted on craigslist.

Sunday, February 23, 2014

FedEx And UPS Drivers - Yum, Yum - w4m - 49 (Sherwood)

FedEx And UPS Drivers - Yum, Yum - w4m - 49 (Sherwood)


I can't believe my eyes!
There's so many HOT and Oh So Very Good Looking drivers on the roads!
From the young dudes to the handsome mature men! Hooray!

I see 4 - 10 of you daily. 
On the roads, parking lots, walking in and out of businesses, etc.

I am lovin' the Sexy Scenery! Thanks guys.

Married for long time so never had the urge to 'check you all out'.
Now is another story indeed. 

Husband died 4 years ago in an accident.
Life goes on and I'm done grieving.

Not looking for any thing here.
Just wanted you Hotties to know how much I Appreciate seeing you out in the world.
I smile from ear to ear when I see a Good Looking FedEx / UPS Driver!!

And you all sure do an Excellent Job! Thank You!

Sheila missed her husband terribly. It had been four and a half years, but the memories of his death lingered in her mind like it was yesterday. She had been married to the same man for 27 years. How was she going to move on? 

One day she ventured into the library. With a book on grieving she found a cozy chair next to a window and began to read. After a short while she looked out the window, half dazed wondering how she was going to go on living....just then she noticed a man unloading a truck. As a package fell to the ground she watched the man bend down and pick it up. And there it was! A a firm round little tush. It was like little golden apples stuffed into a brown paper bag. Then she noticed something else, her pulse! She realized although her husband was gone, she was still alive! And had a thing for UPS men! 


Friday, February 14, 2014

Young BBW at Dollor Tree St.Johns - m4w - 50 (St.Johns)

Kevin was a simple guy, a God, guns, and football kind of guy. He was working class, owned several things camo, drank cheap beer and enjoyed fishing, and camping with his dog. Although he seemed to be pretty stereotypical he had also lived a little, and learned a lot.

He was married to Sydney for seven years. She was constantly worried about her looks. He would take her out to dinner, to the most incredible bbq joint, and she would order the a salad. The same salad she ordered everywhere dressing on the side, no croutons. She would fixate over the calories in wine, in cheese, in carbs, in him! It was no life, and eventually the lack of joy she felt for food, turned to a lack of joy for him, and she left. There were two things he took away from that marriage- He wanted a girl who had a zest for life, who would eat and enjoy food. And he would wear shorts! Whenever he wanted to! Sydney hated when he wore shorts because she said his calves were not nice enough to wear them. Yes, Kevin would wear shorts. Even in winter.

Young BBW at Dollor Tree St.Johns - m4w - 50 (St.Johns) I was at the check out stand and was checking you out. You were slowly looking back and forth. I Like Big Big girls... I was in shorts

Kimberly was at the dollar tree that day, and she was a big big girl, although she preferred the terms voluptuous, curvy, or cuddly. She was very cuddly, and she was single. But when Kimberly read the craigslist missed connection she couldn't be sure the message was truly for her. After all, it was the dollar tree, on the poor side of town. There were a lot of bigger woman. If only he had left a comment about her specifically. The color of her sweater, the color of her hair, the way her nails looked, what she purchased... anything. After all she wasn't on the look out for men wearing shorts, and the truth of the matter is Kimberly wasn't used to men, especially white men checking her out at all. This was indeed a missed connection that could have been. If only Kevin wasn't so interested in his own shorts.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Connected while you visited - m4m - 30 (Downtown portland )

Connected while you visited - m4m - 30 (Downtown portland )

We had a few fun times together while you were visiting from the east coast. I lost your number and wish we got to say goodbye.

Jacob took a lover he met on craigslist about 6 months ago. Charles was a visitor from out of town who captivated him! He made Jacob feel like he was someone special, and someone worth devotion. He was also the first lover Jacob took after a difficult relationship ended. (That cheating bastard ruined his life!) They agreed they would keep in touch after Charles left for Hartford and hopefully connect again when he was back in town, but the number didn't seem to work. Jacob figured he took it down wrong.

"Charles' left his prepaid cellphone in an airport storage locker, his wife didn't need to know about his trysts. He would be back on the road in two weeks, and planned to add more prepaid minutes then. Frank met his wife and two children at the Richmond airport. She was so glad to see him, and missed him while he traveled. Portland was nothing but memories locked away in the depths of his mind. On the road he wasn't Frank, a straight businessman from Virginia with a wife who was totally devoted to him. He was Charles, a smooth venture capitalist from Hartford Connecticut with a thing for younger men. 

Jacob looked on Facebook and LinkedIn for his romance six months back, with no luck. (After all he lacked a real name, location, and place of business.) So he started posting on Craigslist. He didn't want to post anything to heavy and scare Charles off, but he had something very important to tell him. He was HIV positive at the time of their meeting and didn't know it. 

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Seeking friends especially women RIPE - m4w - 23

Seeking friends especially women RIPE - m4w - 23

hi i am 25 years I have edgar ... ando is looking mature women, make a picture and if you are so beautiful I do not think much ok
English and español



Edgar always had a hard time making friends, especially with the opposite sex. He just had such a hard time speaking to woman! 

He was also blissfully unaware of the rest of the personals section on Craigslist, unfortunately the only missed connection he made was with the correct category to post his personal ad.


carlose was hitting on u an u kissed me at the hillsboro tc - m4w - 20 (hillsboro)

carlose was hitting on u an u kissed me at the hillsboro tc - m4w - 20 (hillsboro)
"Hey im looking for hiddie if thats how u spell it i dought u will c this but i keep thinking about you it was akword but we clicked i think well uk who u are an i hope u remeber whare i live hit me up u got my number"

Heidi, a pretty but insecure nineteen year old would browse missed connections from time to time, wishing for posts about herself. One day she got exactly what she was looking for! Despite the post being addressed to "hiddie if thats how u spell it" the details matched her previous day. She did in fact share an awkward kiss with a stranger at the transit center, a man she wasn't particularly attracted to, but kissed him anyway for the thrill of the flirt. Now here he was, an unintelligent man stumbling over grammar and spelling even a first grader could manage posting for her. 

This post told her more then just who she kissed yesterday, it made her realize how much she was selling herself short. She threw away his number, and never hit him up, she knew she could do better. 

Friday, January 31, 2014

CSL hotties! - w4m (Vancouver)

CSL hotties! - w4m (Vancouver)
I'm at CSL donating today and there are just so many hot men and women around me! I want to touch some of you so bad! I hope some of you see this! Email me and attatcha picture and what time you donated today January 12, 19, 26, and twenty ninth

Terri was done with the dating scene. Men no longer bought her drinks, so she would buy her own rum and diet coke while prowling dark corners of run down bars hoping to find Mr. Right. Or Ms. Right if the mood struck her. She also maintained personal ads on a regular basis, but people never looked the same in person. At the end of a long year she found herself desperate, alone, and testing for HIV far more often then she would like. On top of it all she was broke! She knew she needed to make a change!

She decided if she was going to change her life, she had to change her scenery, and look for men in unconventional places. After much deliberation it dawned on her there was one place where she could go often, not spend a dime and guarantee she would meet people who were drug and disease free! Plasma! She would go to CSL Plasma and donate as often as she could, and best of all they were going to pay her!


As it turns out meeting people while blood is cycled in and out of your body is harder then it seems. There is nothing sexier then turning to the woozy and light headed man next to you and asking “So, come here often?” while machines pumped and blood filtered through tubes. After many frustrating attempts to pick up on men in person, she posted an ad on craigslist! She continued to do this after every visit in hopes that someone would read it and reply. So far no one has, but the money isn’t half bad, and supplements her time prowling dark corners of run down bars.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

“Because your not expecting it. - m4w (sat in i)

Eric Saunderson and Marybeth Gravel had been college sweethearts. They were happy together, but very young. Marybeth wanted nothing more to wear a white wedding dress down a little church isle, and Eric was far from ready. Regardless of the history and the sense of humor they shared their relationship ended. Marybeth would have given anything to Eric, but he was unwilling to give her the one thing she really wanted.

“Because your not expecting it. - m4w (sat in i)
If you make a will I want your skull. Still..
Hope married life is all that you hoped it would be.”


To Eric Tuesday, January 28 was like any other day, until he noticed a new event on his social media feed, Marybeth’s bridal shower. They had not been together for over two years, but news of her being with someone else was like a punch in the stomach. In a lot of ways Eric always felt Marybeth belonged to him, and they belonged to each other! If only she had waited for him to be ready.

At first he opened up an email, and began to type. It was a desperate plea for her not to marry her new fiancé! He typed a dramatic attempt to woo her and win her back, but hours later he was still composing the same email. The wound was no longer as fresh and logic prevailed. He knew Marybeth beyond all else kept her word. If she agreed to marry whatever is name is, she was going to marry him. Still compelled to throw something out in the universe he posted on craigslist an ad that reminisced about the time they sat in a little bar that started with an I. It was a special place for them. She had never promised her hand to him, but she did promise her skull in a laughing joke over beer. She would know what this meant for sure!

Marybeth never saw the missed connection, and married in the summer of 2014. Marriage was not everything she hoped it would be. Rarely do things in life meet our expectation, but she made a promise to love, honor, cherish and that was what she was going to do. In 2017 she drafted a will after the birth of her first child.

Eventually time eroded most of the details between Eric and Marybeth. Eric married, and raised a family in the house he grew up in, changed careers several times, and was optimistic about the future. When the doorbell rang he knew it must be the package he ordered! The luggage he had purchased to surprise his wife with a dream vacation along a cruise liner. He called his wife in and asked that she opened the package, excited to see the look on her face when she realizes what she is holding.

His wife reached through the bubble wrap and felt something smooth. She had a feeling she knew was Eric was planning, and hoped for the designer travel bag she had been eying. Gently the item immerged from the package, it was a human skull! As Eric tried to calm his screaming wife he looked around the package, sure there was an error at the fulfillment center. Instead he found a letter from an attorney at law. It was the skull of Marybeth Gravel, who died of cancer two years back. Medical research teams agreed to take her body, but with one stipulation, the skull was promised to him. Eric couldn’t imagine what would cause Marybeth to leave her skull to him, or the promise she made in jest. One thing was clear, she did make a will, and Eric did not want her skull. Still.. 

Friday, January 24, 2014

Cute red head at Target on tv hwy - m4w (tv hwy and cypress)

Ed stood in line at the Target looking at the boobs on the People Magazine cover until he noticed the red head in front of him had turned around.
“Cute” he thought to himself as he evaluated her overall appearance.
Then she smiled at him! He smiled back pleasantly but internally lamented.
“Why did I agree to bring Sally with me? She has totally destroyed my game! I can guarantee it will get back to the old ball and chain if I ask for her number with the kid around. Maybe I can get the kid in the car and approach her afterward?”
The red head quickly got into her car and sped away. Good thing Sally doesn’t know how to use the internet, looks like Ed has game after all.

Cute red head at Target on tv hwy - m4w (tv hwy and cypress)
You were in front of me in line.. then we made eye contact in the parking lot. I would have said something to you but I had my daughter with me. You were in a white four door...and me in a green truck...I hope you find this...I would love to make eye contact with you again.


Cynthia could feel eyes on her as she turned around. She looked up at the man uncomfortably and gave him a quick smile.

“Pathetic” she thought to herself.

As she was walking out to her car in the parking lot she could feel his eyes still on her, and her footsteps getting closer. She put her hand on the trigger of her pepper spray, and loaded her items into the car as quick as she could.

She shot her stalker one more uncomfortable smile, a smile that said “I feel sorry for your daughter." 

A sigh of relief exited Cynthia as she locked the doors and drove away.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Desperately Seeking

Desperately Seeking
All around decent guy here. I'll meet you anywhere you go and start a conversation with you. Throw you a couples smiles and you'll look at me and say I look normal. But that's not me. You won't know who I am and what I'm about until I let you and that won't happen for a long time because I don't trust AnYONe!!!! I have two lives but you won't know that because I like to blend in. You might suspect something about me. I'm always alone but never really(if that makes any sense!). If you guess I might just tell you!!! Don't hate me :( you're gonna hate me are t you


You guessed? How did you know? Is it because you are on my table? My name is Dexter Morgan, and I work for Miami Metro Homicide as a blood spatter analyst.  I've been following you for months, vetting you, waiting to kill you. I am a serial killer. 

Don't hate me :( You're gonna hate me aren't you?